Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a whi…

You give food and water to a dog and he thinks you are God. You give food and water to a cat and he thinks he is God. これはわかりやすいので、訳す必要はないですね。 日本でもよくいいますよね。犬は人につくけど、猫は家につく。 朕はウサギを飼…